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In honor of the new 2mb-500px gif limit, here’s some Tony Stark HUD close-up goodness.

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everybodyilovedies:

allthewonderfulstony:

Seriously? Seriously guys? God I love this ship =)

BEAUTIFUL FUCKING DORKS

everybodyilovedies:

allthewonderfulstony:

Seriously? Seriously guys? God I love this ship =)

BEAUTIFUL FUCKING DORKS

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notjustanoxymoron:

consultingsuperhusbands:

I am crying violently.

God, RDJ just looks like a little child, when they’re being hugged by their father.

notjustanoxymoron:

consultingsuperhusbands:

I am crying violently.

God, RDJ just looks like a little child, when they’re being hugged by their father.

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Prompts for Pie 18: Peter Parker Makes Poor Choices

scifigrl47:

Peter stared at the tree. “I don’t want to come up there. But I will if I have to.” He leaned in. “I am warning you. I will come up there.”

The tree did not respond. Peter wondered if he really wanted to go up there. Again.

The flicker of light, in the corner of his eye, caught his attention a split second before it coalesced into a burst of heat, and then the Human Torch was hovering in the air, just above Peter’s head. “Hey, Webhead. Whatcha doing in the park in the middle of the night?”

“Meditating,” Peter told him. “And I need serenity and solitude to do it right. So you should go now.”

Laughing, Johnny Storm landed, his flames dissipating in a heartbeat. “What are you doing?”

“Nothing. Go away.”

Johnny looked around. “No. Seriously. What are you doing here?”

“Shoo. Flame on, or whatever it is you do, go.” Peter made a shooing motion with his hands, flipping his fingers in Johnny’s direction. “Away with you. Off you go. So long, farewell, auf widersehen, good-night!” he sang.

“Is there a crime happening that I can’t see?” Johnny held up a hand, flames swirling around his wrist and up his fingers. “I figured there was crime. But no. It’s just you. Talking to a tree.”

“I’m communing with nature,” Peter said. “Need a private moment with the tree.”

“Buddy, if you’re looking for privacy, you shouldn’t wear that outfit. Kinda loud.”

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Prompts for Pie 5: Crevulating leads to Violence

scifigrl47:

There was a Post-It note on the bathroom mirror, with two words on it: “Handle. It.”

Tony studied the note, turning it over in his mind, his hands braced on the edge of the sink. The origin of the note was clear, the writing was unmistakably Steve’s. He was known to be a bit understated in written communication, but this was straight up brusque.

Tony lifted the note with one finger, hoping that more information would be forthcoming on the back, but there was nothing there. With a mental shrug, he reached for his razor. He’d figure it out. Hopefully before Steve finished his morning run and wanted to know if it, whatever ‘it’ was, had been ‘handled.’

It didn’t take him very long to figure it out.

The remains of the bread maker were a sad heap of broken parts and fractured panels, scattered across the kitchen floor. There was crime scene tape stretched around the broken machine, protecting the scene. On top of the counter, the toaster was wrapped in another strip of crime scene tape. Thor was holding him by the cord, scowling down at the toaster.

The toaster didn’t seem to care.

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greatmoustachesploosh:

I don’t need any help to be breakable, believe me

I know nobody else who can laugh along to any kind of joke

I won’t need any help to be lonely when you leave me

Slipped - The National (x)

(via ladynorthstar)

So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark…

feelsofacatlady:

glutenfreewaffles:

This man

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never

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lets anyone

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drive him.

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He literally

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is always

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the one in the drivers seat.

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He has a chauffeur 

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that he drives. 

And then I realized…

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There’s probably

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good reason

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for that. 

That went from shocking to funny to depressing in the span of 5 seconds

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starkwest:

"Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?"

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A -civilian with no formal training about to become a superhero by creating a technological marvel and a suit of armor while being tortured in a cave using only his bare fucking hands after undergoing invasive surgery with no fucking anesthetic- badass comes to mind.

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Fic: Acquiescence [Tony/Bucky; feels]

I JUST WROTE SOMETHING AND IT IS BREAKING MY HEART HERE SEE?
(PS- I’man asshole.)

Totally just made this so I could have the excuse to imagine Bucky in BDUs because I am, if nothing else, consistent in my perversities. (Mmm. Dogtags.)

“I’ll be home soon,” Bucky says. There’s a smear of dirt across his left cheek, something darker and redder at his hairline.

“Sure, okay,” Tony says.

~*~

“How long this time?”

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copperbadge:

historymiss:

americachavez:

historymiss replied to your post: anonymous said:I’m ashamed to adm…

did somebody say pansexual peter quill cause that is 100% my jam

PETER QUILL SLEEPING HIS WAY ACROSS THE GALAXY WHETHER THEY HAVE TENTACLES OR A DICK OR WHATEVER HE’S COOL WITH IT

Peter Quill’s Sexual Conquests, A Partial List:

Tony Stark, who tasted (still) of engine grease and ozone, and moaned a different man’s name when he climaxed.

A librarian with needle teeth and tentacles: he claims he wasn’t into it, but their name was Arina, they were female at the time, though they are not now, and he loved the feel of their teeth punching regular, tiny holes in his skin.

A Ravager with bionic implants who claimed her vagina could shoot rockets. It was mainly a bet. She won.

A being from Exatiran 8, who was mainly gas. It’s the most intense pleasure Peter’s experienced in his life, although afterwards they filled Peter’s Spaceflix queue with really weird porn. 

Jack Flagg, mainly to see if the carpet matched the drapes (it did).

Mantis, who was far too polite and professional to mention it to the team afterwards, but who flushed a pretty forest green in his arms and loved to have her antennae kissed.

Groot, once, in a really weird but not unpleasant dream that gave Peter several things to think about and difficulty talking to the tree himself for a few days afterwards.

JACK FLAGG THOUGH

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everybodyilovedies:

Avengers Vol 3 Issue 47

How much do I love when Tony has to be an engineer rather than a superhero? How much MORE do I love when Steve encourages him to do that, because he knows it’s important?

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FANFIC PROMPT TURNAROUND

copperbadge:

everyworldneedslove:

copperbadge:

I’ve decided I’m going to do a fic fest tomorrow once I’m home, but today I have the end of conference and a lot of travel and I am a bit walking wounded right now so I am offering a TURNAROUND FEST to give me reading material in the airport.

If you see this, comment or reblog with a tiny short fanfic in the fandom, ship, and/or trope of your choosing. Doodles also welcome. 

CREATIVITY! *jazz hands*

When Steve introduced Bucky to Tony, he was barely able to keep the smirk off his face because he knew, knew sparks were about to fly. Tony has always been sarcastic as all hell and defensive about, well, everything; and Bucky? Bucky has always been jealous of Steve’s friendship and ruthless about tearing down Steve’s other friends as not good enough for Steve. So Steve was really kind of looking forward to watching the show when those two got into it.

But Tony gives Bucky a long once-over and then says, “Well, finally, someone to help keep an eye on Captain Ill-Advised Risks, here. You going to let me upgrade your arm?”

And Bucky, having seen footage of Iron Man in action in preparation for the meeting, says, “Can you give me missiles?”

Tony slings an arm around Bucky’s shoulder, then, and Bucky doesn’t shake it off. “Come down to my workshop and let’s talk.”

They walk off together, chatting amiably about Stupid Shit Steve Has Done, not a single spark flying, leaving Steve gaping behind them and wondering what the hell just happened.

(Once they’re down in the workshop and out of Steve’s hearing, though, Tony and Bucky both manage to give each other some variation of the shovel talk. After which they become partners in ganging up on Steve to bitch him out when he does stupid shit.)

"The frenemy of my frenemy is my friend!" 

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greatrhodeybutt:

that time tony dressed like an idiot for a jog. and then got hit on by two beautiful ladies but turned them down because he had a date with rhodey.

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