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THE BREAKUP, MAN

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lauraheartstaxes:

Just printed this for my refrigerator. Thanks tumblr, once again you are AWESOME.

FUN FACT THO!

As I’m told, with non-pasteurized eggs, like, eggs from your own chickens? They’ll last on the counter for ages :O

It is actually the complete opposite with non-pasteurized eggs. Salmonella can penetrate the egg shell if it’s on the shell. (Fun fact, back when I was doing microbiology at uni in ‘09, the mechanism for shell penetration was unknown! We don’t know how microorganisms do this shit. And sadly I can’t remember how long it takes to penetrate the shell - obviously a lot quicker if the shell is broken, but I think its somewhere in the ‘weeks’ mark.) Washing eggs is not enough to completely remove parasites and microorganisms, which is why not eating raw eggs is important (depending on the germ profile of your local chicken population - eating raw eggs is safer in Australia than the US, for example, because we don’t have Salmonella enterica down here).

Now, when it comes to egg safety there is a neat thing called the “yolk mean time”, which is the average amount of time that it takes for the yolk sac to break down at ambient temperature: 27 days for eggs at 16C, 17 days for eggs at 20C. You know how sometimes you crack open an egg and the yolk is already broken and sloshy even though you were careful? It’s most likely past the YMT and you should be wary about eating that egg! Once the yolk membrane has degraded, viruses, bacteria, a whole mob of microbacteria can get in there and feast on all the protein. And the YMT is predicted to be much shorter in eggs with cracked shells.

There is obviously a lot of YMMV with eggs that are coming from your own hens - probably they’re healthy chickens, but its also probably that you’re not performing regular salmonella screens like the egg industry requires. Probably cleaning egg shells when the eggs are collected, and cooking eggs before you eat them will help prevent you from ingesting nasties (well, nasties that are still alive after that heat treatment in your pan).

But if you’re looking at an egg and wondering if it’s good to eat, maybe consider not eating that egg.

I have never had an apple last 1-2 months in the fridge. You are a LIAR, internet chart.

Meanwhile, I’ve had lettuce that’s take me a month to get through and it’s fine in the fridge.

Finally, allow me to add: Onions? I don’t think I’ve ever hit the expiration of an onion. Mind you, I eat onions like crazy, so I don’t think I’ve ever had one in the fridge more than 2 months, but for fucking serious man. Onions.

(Spaghetti and meatball last 2 weeks in the fridge, definitely longer than salad with dressing you fucking nutters. Same with pizza and mac and cheese. Everything last two weeks in the fridge, come on.)

*laughing* THE SODA IN THE FREEZER THING THOU da did that once. he wanted it to get colder faster 30 minutes later, there’s a small ‘BAM!’ from the kitchen and everybody in the livingroom jumps the can’d exploded (soda ALL over the inside of the icebox) the red never went away

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i-ran-over-oprah:

why is there a stick of butter instead of a hot dog

you concentrate on the butter instead of the demonic cat stealing the butter-dog.
priorities.

i-ran-over-oprah:

why is there a stick of butter instead of a hot dog

you concentrate on the butter instead of the demonic cat stealing the butter-dog.

priorities.

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i think i’m kinda in love with jesse j.

(no, really LOVE her voice.)

the-avengers-carnival:

iseethesilence:

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bulletbaka:

You know sometimes I see a fandom related post equating to

  • See (thing in fandom tumblr user likes)
  • -pterodactyl screech-

I’d just like for you all to have an audio frame of reference to what I think this sounds like.

god fuck

yep this is about accurate

Recording me in the shower is Not Nice, you giuse.

*cackles* *chokes on chocolate*
OH MY GOD IT’S MY BROTHERSD:FLUOISUDFIJAO#U(R)(#*KJL:CMSDLFJ

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I can’t believe I used to think I was 100% straight like seriously what the fuck kind of crack was I smoking

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walkhomealone:

This is a real disclaimer in the manga.

original yugioh was hardcore before the cards really became the focus

i remember picking this version up in a library and thinkin wut where are the cards?

You know, the only thing I remember from reading these manga was sitting down and going ‘okay. They lost the funny eyebrow wrinkles, but where’s the noses?!?!??’

hikikomoron:

amixedreality:

walkhomealone:

This is a real disclaimer in the manga.

original yugioh was hardcore before the cards really became the focus

i remember picking this version up in a library and thinkin wut where are the cards?

You know, the only thing I remember from reading these manga was sitting down and going ‘okay. They lost the funny eyebrow wrinkles, but where’s the noses?!?!??’

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Things I Never Learned In High School

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complexgirl:

boguskudos:

  • How to do taxes
  • What taxes are
  • How to vote
  • What political parties are
  • How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
  • How to write a check/balance a check book
  • Anything to do with banking
  • How to do loans for college
  • How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
  • How to buy a car or house

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

I’m so glad they spent so much time teaching me about feet in poetry. Useful shit.

  • How to talk to people you love when they piss you off
  • How to grovel when you’ve done nothing wrong
  • How to write a letter when you can’t speak
  • How to say goodbye
  • How to decide your life’s path
  • How to pick a mate
  • How to not be taken for all you’re worth
  • How to accurately measure what you’re worth

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I have no idea where this came from, but.

But.

I want fic where Tony’s a- or demisexual. He still sleeps with every busty, blonde, Vanity Fair reporter that smiles at him, but it’s because it’s expected.

He’s the rich, genius, party boy so of course he’s a playboy.

Of course he sleeps around.

Duh.

Why wouldn’t Tony Stark have some of that.

Only he really doesn’t like sex.

Then Steve and Tony’s really close, really awesome friendship turns into a bit more and then a lot more, and Tony’s relieved, whew, 40s mentality, he’s safe, doesn’t have to have sex.

Only Steve’s been told that it’s normal for people to fuck like crazy before marriage now and he makes a move. And Tony- not wanting to disappoint Steve, wanting to give everything to Steve- goes along with it.

And their relationship starts to suffer as Tony gradually starts to resent the sex (he doesn’t hate it, not with Steve, he just wishes they didn’t have to have so much of it) and then pulls away, finds other things to do, locks himself in his lab.

I want this so bad I can taste the bitter ache it’s leaving in my heart.

"I want to fuck you."

OMG SAY IT SHERLOCK.

SAY IT

"I want to fuck you."

OMG SAY IT SHERLOCK.

SAY IT

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heathyr:

branstarks:

[video]

he’s like an english misha collins

heeshkuzztzzkt- *EXPLODE*

Martin- the new Misha.

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