Coffee & Awesome
If you think you can- do.
Don't talk to me about it.
23, pan, USA, Graphics Student,
insane fan of various universes,
artist, crafter, tea and coffee aficionado
come talk at me
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why is there a stick of butter instead of a hot dog
you concentrate on the butter instead of the demonic cat stealing the butter-dog.
priorities.
(Source: neopiacentral, via selfmadesuperhero)
i think i’m kinda in love with jesse j.
(no, really LOVE her voice.)
You know sometimes I see a fandom related post equating to
- See (thing in fandom tumblr user likes)
- -pterodactyl screech-
I’d just like for you all to have an audio frame of reference to what I think this sounds like.
god fuck
yep this is about accurate
Recording me in the shower is Not Nice, you giuse.
*cackles* *chokes on chocolate*
OH MY GOD IT’S MY BROTHERSD:FLUOISUDFIJAO#U(R)(#*KJL:CMSDLFJ
(Source: bulletbakas, via buttbuttbadoo)
I can’t believe I used to think I was 100% straight like seriously what the fuck kind of crack was I smoking
(Source: jennyshraderlawrence, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)
#for a second i thought this was gay porn #and then i realized it was sherlock holmes #which is gay porn
(via annundriel)
This is a real disclaimer in the manga.
original yugioh was hardcore before the cards really became the focus
i remember picking this version up in a library and thinkin wut where are the cards?
You know, the only thing I remember from reading these manga was sitting down and going ‘okay. They lost the funny eyebrow wrinkles, but where’s the noses?!?!??’
(Source: photoncerberus, via callmeshiny)
- How to do taxes
- What taxes are
- How to vote
- What political parties are
- How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- How to write a check/balance a check book
- Anything to do with banking
- How to do loans for college
- How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- How to buy a car or house
I’m so glad they spent so much time teaching me about feet in poetry. Useful shit.
- How to talk to people you love when they piss you off
- How to grovel when you’ve done nothing wrong
- How to write a letter when you can’t speak
- How to say goodbye
- How to decide your life’s path
- How to pick a mate
- How to not be taken for all you’re worth
- How to accurately measure what you’re worth
(via combeferreleguide)
I have no idea where this came from, but.
But.
I want fic where Tony’s a- or demisexual. He still sleeps with every busty, blonde, Vanity Fair reporter that smiles at him, but it’s because it’s expected.
He’s the rich, genius, party boy so of course he’s a playboy.
Of course he sleeps around.
Duh.
Why wouldn’t Tony Stark have some of that.
Only he really doesn’t like sex.
Then Steve and Tony’s really close, really awesome friendship turns into a bit more and then a lot more, and Tony’s relieved, whew, 40s mentality, he’s safe, doesn’t have to have sex.
Only Steve’s been told that it’s normal for people to fuck like crazy before marriage now and he makes a move. And Tony- not wanting to disappoint Steve, wanting to give everything to Steve- goes along with it.
And their relationship starts to suffer as Tony gradually starts to resent the sex (he doesn’t hate it, not with Steve, he just wishes they didn’t have to have so much of it) and then pulls away, finds other things to do, locks himself in his lab.
I want this so bad I can taste the bitter ache it’s leaving in my heart.
(Source: riversthong, via enochiandirtytalk)
[video]
he’s like an english misha collins
heeshkuzztzzkt- *EXPLODE*
Martin- the new Misha.
(Source: hulkbomb)
OBVIOUSLY.
THIS. Ugh. Feel like Sherlock sometimes.
Mom: Hey, who drank the last of the coffee?
Me: Well, seeing as Da isn’t here, the dogs can’t work the coffee pot, I’m drinking tea, there’s a fresh coffee stain on David’s right sleeve and the last of the sweetener that only he uses is gone- I’m going to have to say your son.
Mom:
Me:
Mom: -
Me: Oh, for Chrissake, I’ll make another pot.
(Source: mishasteaparty)